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H̸̡̛̫͔̖̠̅͆͆̈́́̉̾̇̑̋̒̕E̸͍̥̝̲̠̙̹̗̗͕̺͌̆ͅL̴̩͂L̸̠̈́̎̾̒̾̇̾̂̕͜͠Ǫ̸͔̪͉̳̺̞̮͍̍̇̿ ̸̰͉͔̺̯͖͍̤̮͉̻͒͛̐Ẅ̸̘̦̲̰́͊̐̈́̈́́̋͑͊O̸̢͍͍͔̠̖̬̣̯̙̲̣̼͗͒̆̉̅̓̆͝͝R̴̪̗͉̱̗̬̃̀͂̇̌̀͝L̸͖̞̫̮̤͋̌̈́͐̚Ḑ̴̛͇͉͖̱̠̝̞̰́͛̉͊̽̍̋̒̌̽̕̚͜͜!̵̲̮̮̽̃â̶̹̳̯̻̖̫͇̭̮̪͇̙̝̽̅͑̃̈́̉̋€̶̺̝̭͕̞̲̜̺̻̠̲̲̩͌̈́̎͗͌̽̎̈́ͅœ̸͈̟͔͎̬̂̆i̷̡̨̨̛̗̞̖̬̹̭̣̫̰̮͋͐͛́̿̆̿̉ͅt̸̲͋́̎̿̽̀̃̉͗͐́͠͝o̶̪̐̊̌̓͒̍̓͒͘͠͝ ̴̠̮̄̅̃̍̀̈́͌I̶͙̞͖͋ͅͅc̸̼̹͕͐̆̔̑́̌̔́̊̓͝h̴͇͎̲͍̖͖̜̠͚̾͊̆ầ̶͔̩̤͉̩̮͓̂€̵̢̪̯͓̪̍͗͐̄̋͒̄̑͜͝™̶̧̺̬̖̺̟̟̪͎̪̰̯̭̋ ̴̛͚̰̤̹͛̌̊͐͑̐̈́̋̽̽͂͆͘͜Ở̷̥̮͖̟̒̂̀̕͝͝1̵̢̨̨̪̝̯͎̯͓̮͎̋̌̈́̀̒̉̉̆̀͒͒͋̈́͘̚͜͜.̶̭͔̰̂̂̈̚0̸̢̝̘͔͎͕̳͍̤̫͚̠́̃͑͑͛́̉̕%̸̹̣̬̰̳͚̩͚͚̯̺̗̺͒́͒͗̆͑̍̉͘͘t̷͚̹͙͎̱͗̇̾̎̒̋̆̑͝ͅo̵͚͓̫͇̳͇̰͍̹͍͒͆̃̽̚p̶̨̭͎̯͊́̉́͒̉̅͘͝v̵̨̨̛̪̣̖̳̬̳̲̗̝͚̲̖̻̀͒̉̊̒̀͘̚̕͘͝1̴̳͓̗̞̫͇͔̌̂̔̿̿̓͜͝ͅi̸͚̟͕͈̣̟͙̺̺͑̋̋͐̓͊͆́͘̕͜͝č̶̹̇͋̏̓̏̉̇͒̑͋͘e̴̡͇̜̞͔̗͑̀̾̕͠ţ̷̠͔̥̱̝̪̗̠͙̲̣̤̑̔͋͋̈̏͠G̵̛̱̰͕̓̿̅̕͜͜͝͝ţ̵̣͇̙̭̪̝̘̒͘͜0̴̡̡̛̻̦̲̺̺̬̮̘͓͓̘͙͛͌͑̿͗̿̅ͅa̶̛̪̥͐͆̽̿͆̔̆̌͂͘̚͠S̶̡̨̛̗͍͕̰̞̳̲̰̖̻̯̜̎̇͒̉̎̍̋͑͘I̷̛̘̤̲̜̝̫̲͖̻͉͛̇͋͑̒̅͊̊̚͠Ļ̶͇͎̺̰̺̠́̍̑͑̾̓̚ͅȨ̷̛͗̒͛̏̃̈́͗̄͝N̶̢̗͍̮̩͓̖̳̞͍̓͛̾̒̆́̅̈́͐ͅĊ̷̛̻̪̰͖̉͐͗͛̉̍͌̈́̚̚͜͝Ẻ̶̡̦̹͎͜>̷̡̡͇̮͎͕̮̺͙̿̌̔M̷̯̰̿͑̓͋4̸̠̝̻̥̣̰̔̾̌̀͝s̷͓͎̑́́͛̈́̊͐̾̓̕͘͠Ǡ̴̢̺̤͈̜̦̥̱̪̙̙̥̞͚̦̾̓̎̒̇̓͝Ę̶̧̛̜͇̻̙̮͇̹̯͍̣̝̬͎̀̔̌́̅͗̐̕̚͝C̴̢͎͇̭̰̺̗͐̾͛̈͆͆͜Ấ̵̧̘̦̭̦͕̞͠®̶̢̨̡̪̯͈̭̖́̈́ ̴̨̣̻̟̱͉͊̍̄̋P̴̰̤͋͐͋̎̿̚p̸̭̥̞͈̱̩͓̍̾͆̈́̈̊̆̓̚ͅͅ ̷̢̫̝͓̪̰͍͓͠@̸̧͎̠͚͇̫̮͙̣͛̽͊̐͋̊̓̀̕͜ ̵̰̗̲̑̏͊̓̆̊͊̌͛̕͝͝͠͠â̷̯̼̝̹̬͚̝̻͛̔͝ͅ€̷̡̛̗͓̱̺̙͔̦̟͎̬͆̄̆͂̾̓̅̈̂͐̐̚œ̸̧͕͙̝͚̟̗̹͔̝̪̪͂̓̒̈́̈́̓̈̾͜͠ͅv̵̡̦̣̹̣̠͕̺̆͒͂̌͋͜͠k̸͙͓̟̠͖̬̱̯̑̏̋̿͂̿̃̇̿̔͛̽̀̕͝?̵̛̲̼̩̖͔̰̠͚̼̦̥̳̳̈̎͂̋͗͒̓̓͘ͅ ̷̩̟̺̲͕̗̥̟̅̉̐̇̒̃̐̔̌́͘≠̡̧̰̻̦̣͚̦̒͗̐̌̓̕͝”̸̢͎͔̪͕̳͓̜̦̗͔͖̦̻̉̉̽̇̍͋͒̈̃̍̋͌͐̕̕ẃ̵̞̟̼̣̗͖̹͕͇̺̣̫̠̺͍̏̇a̸̝̣̬̤͈͈̣͚̰̖̺̦̔̄̀̂̂̈̅͜͠ͅŗ̶̛̭̭̮̳̓͆̓̓͒̈͑͘ń̴͇̺̰!̴̧̜̙̲͈͎̥̺̺̤̩͈̒̆͗̇̒̈́͘͝
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This human labour does not provide any news at the moment.
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The future you requested is already being used by a free spirit pseudo-AI
NO!-BAD USER! You’ve been warned 3 times that this ghost worker does not exist. Now you’ve made us catch this worthless exception and we’re upset. Do not do this again.
PROPHECY 1 – PROPHECY 2 – PROPHECY 3 < PROPHECY 4